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Happy Birthday, C. Hobbes!

cmetzel

Happy Birthday, Babby! (According to Kiwi time)

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The Howard Stern Show

GonnaSin

So the last thread ended in 2006. But that one turned into more of a debate on satellite radio vs. terrestrial radio. I'd like to keep this thread relegated to what is happening on The Howard Stern Show, The Wrap-up Show, and any other shows broadcast on Howard 100 and Howard 101.

If you want an Opie and Anthony thread make one.

Today's show saw the results of the Stern Show staff IQ tests. Or if you want to discuss the Baba Booey 20th Anniversary special we can do that too...
Here is my favorite Baba Booey song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfl6d7mqt8

If you haven't listened yet, I'll put the IQ results in spoiler tags.

Spoiler:

Top 5: Scott Depace - 122 / Gary - 121 / Jason - 118 / Richard - 117/ Ralph - 112
Bottom 5: Bottom 5: JD - 106 / Sal - 102 / Jeff The Drunk - 89 / High Pitch - 66 / Wendy The Retard - 61[\spoiler]

Fox J. Effworthy, A man, A sole, A rememberance

haxorMAX

Happy birthday you double left footed, flathead, backwards country loving, ignorant fart sniffing, toe jam licking, gorping, slack jawed, knuckle dragger.

I hope it's everything you wanted and more!

I need help finding a concealable audio recorder

Bcnexus

I need help finding a tiny, concealable or disguised audio recorder for some professional investigators I work with.

Something like the recorder in this cradle-recorder combo would be perfect, but they're discontinued.

The longer the recording time, the better. A device with video would be acceptable as long as the audio quality is high. Recording audio is the most important.

What store or model do people suggest? Thanks!

Tosh.0 awesome sauce

StoneyMahony

So who else has been watching this epic masterpiece?? It has become one of my favorite shows and I couldnt believe there wasn't a thread already. If you haven't seen it yet, it's on comedy central every Wed at 10:30.

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!

Discuss!

The Colony -- Discovery

jmiller77

Is anyone else watching this epic show, is there already a thread? I'm really digging this show so far.

Help Me Fazed I've got a maggot Problem!

Deathcap

Well, it's not that much of a problem. My "green bin" is getting fucking rancid and is filled with maggots, I have no idea how to kill them. I'm looking for a quick spray / sprinkle solution to murdering them by the droves. The caveat is that it's a compost bin so I can't just fill it with poison. I need an environmentally friendly maggot destroyer. I tried Rubbing alcohol but it just irritates them and causes them to climb up and try to escape (DO NOT WANT). I just tried putting a bunch of vinegar followed up with Baking soda in an attempt to gas them with the C02 the reaction releases, but I'm not sure it's working... there's still a bunch alive.

I need a cheap solution that I can just apply every couple of days during the summer when it's really bad.

Thanks guys, I know one of you guys will know the answer, Fazers always do.

Chess Thread

th3rdcoast

Any players in here? What openings / defenses do you use?
I usually go with some King's pawn / Sicilian variation.
Do you prefer speed chess or slower games? Lets use this thread to discuss strategies / improve our games.
Anyone up for a game?

Dexter: Season 5

jaidubs

Dexter Season 5 Trailer

2 Months from now.... UGH!!! Such a long wait. Looks like it will be a good season.

Mad Men: Season 4

russ2022

Don-fucking-Draper: "Get out. Pack up your things and get out of my office."

Hey, how long can you go without food?

RandallFlagg

So, ate at a Bob Evans the other night here in Columbus, OH (insert your hate for Columbus, OH here) and got food poisoning. Pretty much since Thursday to Present. Poopin' like a fiend, hour on the hour, just like a slurpee machine. I've only since yesterday started to feel somewhat better, though I'm still fairly sick. The wife strongly feels that when you have diarrhea you should only ingest liquid foods (nothing solid) because it'll "make things worse". However, I'm worried that at this point, after pooping a good 45-50 times since Thursday night, I'm probably running on empty in terms of essential nutrients and all of the other goodies the body needs for complex stuff and I can't think straight any more while I'm at work I'm kind of just starting to stare into the wall because I can't think straight any more while I'm at work. So what was, yes, so how long can I go without actually taking in food? Can anyone out there suggest something that you can eat outside of the "Toast, Yogurt, Water / Electrolytes" recipe everyone keeps telling me is good?

Slowly wasting awayly yours,
Randall.

Happy Birthday, Tehdoldrums!

Supernipchick

I know it's early, but I'm not gonna stay up till midnight, jerk.

I hope you have a really great day and a wonderful year! You are one of my favorite people in the world and you deserve nothing but the absolute best. :)

P.S. RUB A DUB

Anti-ACTA

th3rdcoast

I would seem we are facing a giant.

A terrible creature, its right arm the great governments of the world, its left the great corporations-- and in its head an infection of old-world thought. On its dread banner, embroidered in red and black: ACTA.

This abomination already has laid waste to our domain, has brought its mighty fists to bear on our trivial lifestyles. Against such brutish power, it would seem there is no resistance, and the monster has already won.

Yet hope remains-- hope which rests in a champion of our own, a giant who at this moment slumbers before your very eyes, comatose. His mind, just as ours, is a network. Where we have neurons, he has users; where we have synapses, he's got wires, connecting each single, humble user to every other. Is he on our battlefield, championing our rights, beliefs, and lifestyle?

No. He is on the operating table, because he's about to get a lobotomy.

He is the last resistance to the sinister figure who clutches the embroidered ACTA. If he is defeated, the giant, exultant in his ultimate triumph, will let his booming laughter roll out like thunder over the whole world.

This must not happen. We, his neurons, must rouse our champion, must fight off the combination of laziness and apathy which forms our most potent anesthetic, and fire our intellects, like electric pulses, across wiry synapses, each reflecting, rebounding, reinforcing the last, building up a phrenetic momentum until at last a sentient identity explodes into existence. Only then will our champion take up his mighty scepter, engraved with the word INTERNET after the name of its master, and smite the colossus who even now formulates his demise. We must act now, before we cannot. If we do not, our generation, robbed of the great network which is its birthright and its identity, will wander, listless and dispersed over all the lands, until one by one each is picked off by myriad evils.

http://www.anti-acta.com <---Read this, it is very relevant to our future
What it comes down to is an international treaty that (if signed) would bypass your country's consitution.

What can I do?
http://ifmovement.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=51
This seems like spam or a paranoid thought?
There is a need for public concern of international law being discussed in secret.

New Drinking game

Deathcap

This is a nerdy drinking game for watching movies.

Everytime there is a technical inaccuracy you take a drink. The alternative non-alcoholic version would be a boggle style go through the movie marking down inaccuracies and whoever has the most unique ones wins!
what do you think.

Jersey Shore 2: Vice City

Zoidberg

Premiere is July 29 at 10PM. That's only 5 days away! Been GTLin like crazy with anticipation, and I cannot wait!