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Kid Gloves
Neglecting your kids just got a whole lot easier.
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is it not molestation if i use these on my child?
i want a pair of those gloves for my balls.
...well i only kind of love my kids, and i really dont want to touch any of them, this thing sounds perfect!
Do they comp the first psych bill?
...You’re putting your little one in his crib. He’s asleep – or ALMOST asleep – and you’re gently stroking his stomach or patting his bottom. You slowly stroke his tummy with your hand and rest your hand gently on his body until you feel the gentle breathing of him sleeping…Then…you move your hand ever so slightly, trying to move as slowly as possible so that you don’t wake your sleeping angel, and suddenly – no matter how slowly or carefully you move -- wail!!! He wakes up…
that made me feel uncomfortable.
that made me feel uncomfortable.
and you’re gently stroking his stomach or patting his bottom. You slowly stroke his tummy with your hand and rest your hand gently on his body until you feel the gentle breathing of him sleeping…
MAD LIB!!!
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